{"id":1317,"date":"2009-06-15T06:33:26","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T10:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2009-06-15T06:33:29","modified_gmt":"2009-06-15T10:33:29","slug":"addiction-gosh-my-wife-wouldnt-give-me-30-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/addiction-gosh-my-wife-wouldnt-give-me-30-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Addiction &#8212; Gosh my wife wouldn&#8217;t give me 30 minutes&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/addiction.png\" title=\"But if you unplug everything, it gets so quiet you hear that high-pitched empty-room hum.  And then the whispers begin.\" alt=\"But if you unplug everything, it gets so quiet you hear that high-pitched empty-room hum.  And then the whispers begin.\" \/>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(See the Rest of the Story at <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/597\/\">Addiction<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8221; (See the Rest of the Story at Addiction.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4945,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The constant WPCACHEHOME must be set in the file wp-config.php and point at the WP Super Cache plugin directory. -->