{"id":2482,"date":"2010-02-12T11:13:16","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T15:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2010-02-12T11:13:22","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T15:13:22","slug":"28981249043-zombies-killed-in-left-4-dead-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/28981249043-zombies-killed-in-left-4-dead-2\/","title":{"rendered":"28,981,249,043 zombies killed in Left 4 Dead 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Destructoid says it too well&#8230;  I can&#8217;t think of anything more to say, other than I wish they&#8217;d finally have a decent sale on the game&#8230;  I&#8217;m probably the only one that doesn&#8217;t own a copy&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes, you read that ludicrous number correctly.&#160;28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, battered, exploded and otherwise massacred since <i>Left 4 Dead 2<\/i> launched last November. If youre not very good at numbers, thats over 28 billion zombies. Its a zombie apocalypse alright.&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Valve officially put that into perspective, if you&#8217;re still struggling to cope with the magnitude:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The&#160;entire population of the planet&#160;has been zombified and killed 4.26 times.<\/li>\n<li>With the average height of a zombie being 6 feet, if you stacked them end to end they would&#160;circle the globe 1,322 times.<\/li>\n<li>If you placed 28,981,249,043 rulers end to end, they would reach28,981,249,043 feet in the sky.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Let me <i>also<\/i> put this in perspective by saying that that <i>Left 4 Dead 2<\/i> has seen more death than the Holocaust, with 28,975,249,043 more kills under its belt. Quite the achievement, and one that we can all congratulate Valve on. Well done, Valve! You&#8217;re officially worse than the worst human genocide that historians could name. Pol Pot ain&#8217;t got <i>sh*t<\/i> on you!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Destructoid says it too well&#8230; I can&#8217;t think of anything more to say, other than I wish they&#8217;d finally have a decent sale on the game&#8230; I&#8217;m probably the only one that doesn&#8217;t own a copy&#8230;. Yes, you read that ludicrous number correctly.&#160;28,981,249,043 zombies have been shot, battered, exploded and otherwise massacred since Left 4 <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/28981249043-zombies-killed-in-left-4-dead-2\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[137,47,8,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The constant WPCACHEHOME must be set in the file wp-config.php and point at the WP Super Cache plugin directory. -->