{"id":3912,"date":"2010-08-22T00:23:43","date_gmt":"2010-08-22T04:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/?p=3912"},"modified":"2010-08-22T00:23:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T04:23:43","slug":"a-gustatory-adventure-in-the-deleted-scene-from-neil-gaimans-upcoming-doctor-who-script","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/2010\/08\/a-gustatory-adventure-in-the-deleted-scene-from-neil-gaimans-upcoming-doctor-who-script\/","title":{"rendered":"A gustatory adventure in the deleted scene from Neil Gaiman&#8217;s upcoming Doctor Who script"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AMY<\/p>\n<p>Is it something people can eat?<\/p>\n<p>(to Doctor)<\/p>\n<p>Shouldn&#8217;t you scan it with your screwdriver or something?<\/p>\n<p>THE DOCTOR<\/p>\n<p>Why would I scan food with my screwdriver?<\/p>\n<p>AMY<\/p>\n<p>See if it&#8217;s safe?<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor leans over, dips his finger into his bowl, tastes it.<\/p>\n<p>THE DOCTOR<\/p>\n<p>Some unusual trace elements, smidge too much background radiation, but, yeah, very yummy.<\/p>\n<p>Amy is about to try some of his food&#8230; he stops her.<\/p>\n<p>THE DOCTOR (cont&#8217;d)<\/p>\n<p>No. Don&#8217;t put it in your mouth.<\/p>\n<p>AMY<\/p>\n<p>Not for humans?<\/p>\n<p>THE DOCTOR<\/p>\n<p>Not for you. Tastes like Marmite on socks.<\/p>\n<p>[Spotted on Bleeding Cool. Also, thanks Bluehinter!]<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5618640\/a-gustatory-adventure-in-a-deleted-scene-from-neil-gaimans-upcoming-doctor-who-script\">A gustatory adventure in the deleted scene from Neil Gaiman&#8217;s upcoming Doctor Who script<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AMY Is it something people can eat? (to Doctor) Shouldn&#8217;t you scan it with your screwdriver or something? THE DOCTOR Why would I scan food with my screwdriver? AMY See if it&#8217;s safe? The Doctor leans over, dips his finger into his bowl, tastes it. THE DOCTOR Some unusual trace elements, smidge too much background <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/2010\/08\/a-gustatory-adventure-in-the-deleted-scene-from-neil-gaimans-upcoming-doctor-who-script\/\">[&hellip;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[8,24],"tags":[29,213,69],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3912"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schollnick.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The constant WPCACHEHOME must be set in the file wp-config.php and point at the WP Super Cache plugin directory. -->